Instructions!


  1. Choose A Wind-Up From The List On The Right.

  2. Call 0905 000 5000 Making Sure You Have The Mobile Or Landline Number Of The Person You Want To Wind Up.

  3. Once You've Entered The Victim's Phone Number The System Will Dial Them.

  4. When The Victim Answers The Phone Press # To Start The Recorded Wind-Up.

  5. The Victim Will Then Believe They Are Talking To A Real Person And Continue To Interact With The Recording.

  6. You Can Secretly Listen In While The Joke Is Being Played On The Victim So You Can Hear Both The Wind-U And The Victim's Reaction At The Same Time.

  7. If You Or The Victim Terminate The Call At Any Time Both Lines Will Hang Up, Finishing The Call.

Disclaimer!

Calls Cost £1.50 Per Minute And Last Approximately 4-5 Minutes. You Should Be Over 18 To Call. Ensure You Have The Bill Payers Permission Before Calling. Throughout The Call If The Caller Or The Victim Terminate The Call At Any Time Both Lines Will Hang Up Finishing The Call. In The Event Of Any Problems Contact Us Via Email admin@jokerline.uk Or Write To JokerLine.Uk, 40 Snowden Lawn, Leeds, LS13 2UG.

Reported Stolen

Reported Stolen

Someone Has Reported Their Mobile As Being Stolen And They Receive An Automated Message Telling Them Their Mobile Will Be Cut Off In Five Minutes…

The Sexual Desease Clinic

The Sexual Desease Clinic

An Ex-Girlfriend Has Caught Something Nasty And Has Been To The Clinic. Now A Dr From The Clinic Is Ringing Up All Her Ex-Boyfriends To See If They Have Had Any Of The symptoms…

Is Quentin There?

Is Quentin There?

Someone Will Call Looking For Quentin. She’s Pretty Rude When She Hears It’s A Wrong Number. Then When They Hang Up, They Get Another Call From Someone Looking For Quentin And Another And Another Until They Finally Get A Call From Quentin Who Is Very Pissed Off That The Victim Hasn’t Taken Any Messages…

The Phone Engineer

The Phone Engineer

They Get An Automated Call From The Local Phone Exchange As Someone Has Reported Their Phone Number (It Reads It To Them) As Being Faulty. They Are Informed That It Will Need To Be Tested By The Local Exchange Voice Calibration System, Could They Just Repeat A Few Word And Phrases…

I’m returning your call

I’m returning your call

A Quick Fire Joke That Results In Multiple Calls From The Same Guy And He Is Not Happy Bunny Because He Is Right In The Middle Of Something…

Automated Order Confirmation Service

Automated Order Confirmation Service

The Victim Gets A Call Confirming Their ‘Order’ From A Dodgy Internet Site, Somehow They Have Got His Name And Are Going To Deliver The Dodgy Items To His Home Today Infive Minutes, Unless… This Wind Up Plays The Victim Their Own Name And The Current Date And Time.

Hi! You’re live on radio!

Hi! You’re live on radio!

It’s A Radio Producer And They Are Going To Be Live On The Radio In 30 Seconds Becausean Ex-Partner Of Theirs Has Rung In The Show And Answered Three Questions. If Theyget Them Right They Win A Luxury Holiday With The Mystery Ex-Partner. Oh And Please Don’t Swear Because It’s Live…

The Dating Agency

The Dating Agency

They Get An Automated Call From The Dating Agency Because Someone Signed Them Up And Registered A Voice Mailbox For Them. Their Advert Has Already Attracted Some Messages From Likely Partners Then The System Plays The Messages And Asks Them To Record A Response…

It’s Reality TV

It’s Reality TV

Someone Has Dropped Out At The Last Minute And They Need A Replacement Who Is Game For A Laugh, Have You Got Clean Pants On?


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